Tuesday, February 19, 2013

New Seminar

Good news, everyone!

Thanks to the way that a large number of people in this state drive, I will be conducting a brand new seminar entitled "Signaling Your Intent (Use Your Damn Turn Signal!)"

Seminars begin right now and will continue every ten minutes until further notice.

Topics include:

1. Changing Lanes
2. Turning Right
3. Turning Left
4. Parallel Parking

If you know anyone who is guilty of not using his or her turn signal while driving, please send them my way.  I would be more than happy to remind them of this very simple rule that is taught to everyone is driver's education classes.  I will use any and all means necessary to get the point across.



Coming soon:  "Signs That You Should Probably Give Up Your License (Driving and the Elderly)"

1 comment:

Sara said...

Ahahaha!! I love it! I get so frustrated with that, too. I really wish I had a changeable message sign on my car that I could speak to and change my message to other drivers... "Hello, the Speed Limit is 70!" "Use your freakin' turn signal, moron!" "If you're afraid to drive in this, GET OFF THE ROAD!" and the list goes on... lol!!